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None of these levels are really beatable, because one half of them are pile of sprite shit while other half is just glitchy copy of normal levels without any logical ending. Don’t even try to guess the reason why that trash was created, you can lose your mind trying. I only can take a guess that it was done by the pirates who just needed to make about 30 different levels that aren’t copies of the normal levels and if the levels are beatable or not, they didn’t care. Anyway, they failed to do even this, because one half of the levels is the same as the other. Well, anyway, let’s move on to the sequels. After the first Super Mario Bros., 2nd and 3rd games were soon to follow.

Super Mario Bros 2. was released in October 1988. Of course, many of you know that this game was released under this title everywhere but Japan, because they already had a FDS-exclusive sequel of Mario, i.e., released on floppy disks for the Famicom Disk System. But we here didn’t know anything about this. This game actually is Doki Doki Panic game converted into a Mario game for US release.

Surprisingly, here it was titled Super Mario Bros. 2, and had virtually no differences with the original US release. At the same time when the second game was released in US, Super Mario Bros. 3 was released in Japan. It came out in US a year and a half later, in Europe three years later, and almost five years later it got to Russia, with Steepler’s blessing of course, that released these games on the ‘licensed’ Dendy cartridges.

With the boxes, of course, and a sticker with the elephant on the back side, sure. However, on the front sticker we see the same nonsense like the first game had. Yet again, there are all the characters from the game, except the Mario brothers themselves.

with only text being a suggestive title S.M.B. 3. Here we see scary Bowser who trying to catch thin air, and Princess Toadstool, who is dragged away by someone invisible, except for a half of his feet. Well, if we compare it with the first game, you remember that it had no title on the label at all, and in the game itself it was only titled ‘2’. Let’s learn how this one is titled. Turn the game on… and what do you think?

This game is titled ‘3’. Of course! If there was a game ‘2’, there should be ‘3’ as well.

It seems that the fact that ‘2’ is actually ‘1’, ‘3’ is ‘3’, and ‘1’ is never existed does not bother anyone in Steepler. Anyway, anyone who bought the game in the Dendy shop, realize that it is Super Mario Bros. 3 right away, and will have no reasons to suspect that it is counterfeit. However, besides Steepler’s ones, this game was sold on many other cartridges. Here is another example, and check this out, it titled Super Mario Bros. 3! Even Mario and Luigi are here! Who cares about the sticker with the elephant, this one looks so good and everything is clear.

Well, label is label, but inside… Yeah. One title screen is better than other. Steepler’s release at least had ‘3’, here is just nothing.

What’s going on the screen? Mario and Luigi kick invisible turtles, and the game menu is just amazing. After this you should have no doubts that Steepler’s carts are legitimate. After these three games, many foreign viewers would think that it is the end of the review because it is practically all the Mario games that were released for NES, except for spin-offs.

NES is not Dendy, and here the saga about the red-capped princess saver is only begins. Right after the third game, Great Republic of China flooded our country with that many Mario games that you can’t even imagine. …or maybe you can. Anyway, real wonders starts right here.

Here is the game that was released on Dendy as Super Mario 4. Fourth game of the series, where Mario travels through a strange world, transforms into a ball, and jumps around like that. When you press B, he cuddles like a pill bug, subtly alluding the Sonic. At the bottom we can see face of a weird character that resembles the protagonist from Castle Excellent. Subconsciously we know that it is actually Mario, so we ignore the face. That is much more frightening is the picture of the hero at the title screen.

Yeah… So the fourth game is remarkable by complete inconsistence of the hero with rest of the game. Let’s move on. Super Wonderful Mario from Steepler.

We take out the cart from the box, and whoa – there is label ‘Super Mario 5’ at the top. So fifth game has a subtitle ‘Super Wonderful Mario’. Alright, turn it on. What the… Super Bros. 5 In reality, Super Mario Bros. 2 with sloppy number 5 instead of 2. So, that’s it? The same game.

And this is the cool Steepler’s cartridge, damn it. In the box. So they just took second game, hacked the title screen, and presented as fifth, titled it ‘Wonderful’. Excellent. Next is Super Mario 6. This one has very original sticker.

Here is strangely thin Mario, wearing a tailcoat, holding a carrot, surrounded by characters from Loony Tunes. Also, we see he takes off his hat despite he wears a red cap. So, he wears hat over the cap. That artist had a great imagination. Looking at that craze, what would you expect from this game? Is Mario going to go to the masquerade?

Is he run across the Mushroom Kingdom collecting carrots, and fights with Elmer Fudd, Porky Pig and Daffy Duck? You know what? That’s almost true. Familiar sound… Wha… That’s the Tiny Toon!

That’s Tiny Toon?! That’s heavy. Uh-huh. So, probably Buster Bunny is on vacation, and Mario is a shift man.

Poor Mario, how did you get here? Why you don’t just stay in your Mushroom Kingdom? You would kick the turtles, hanging out with the princess, instead of guzzle the carrots.

You know, it is very easy to forget that you playing Mario rather than Tiny Toon. I picture that, a friend come by, and say ‘Oh, you play Tiny Toon! ‘, and you answer ‘what’s the bullshit, it is Super Mario 6!’. And damn, you would be right.

Interesting, if you would buy this cartridge back in 1990s, and play for five minutes, would you believe that it is true sixth Mario game? Especially after fifth, that was actually second, despite it was Steepler’s. Circa this point we started to develop suspicion that someone tricking us, to say the least. That’s scary to imagine what could happen if this game was shown in the ‘Novaya Realnost’ (TV show) instead of 16th. Most interesting things has yet to follow.

Because after that crazy 6th Mario game there was equally crazy 7th. I have no slightest idea why, but it was titled ‘Grand Dad 7’. In Russian it would be ‘Velikiy Papochka Sem’. The further the better. The Flintstones theme plays on the title screen.

Cutscene is about Flintstones too. And the world map too. And protagonist is… Poor Fred.

What they did with you? They cut off his head and replaced with severed head of Mario. Sixth game was nothing special compared to this one. Whoever made this was really high. By the way, in the original Flintstones game Fred was able to hide his head, just like in the cartoon.

But here… What you starting at?! As you understand, there are no other changes in the game. Probably it was enough to make kids have nightmares about Mario’s severed head.

Our parade of crazy games continues, and the next game is Super Mario 8. I have more to say about this one. Unlike other pirate copies, on the sticker of this game cart that I bought in 1995, besides a chunky elder with a hammer, we can see two titles – ‘Super Bros. 8’ and ‘Don Doko Don 2’.

Super Bros. 8 raises no questions, but what is the ‘Don Doko Don 2’ I learned only 10 years later. It turned out that is was a Japanese game that was hacked and presented to us as Super Mario 8. And now I can’t get it, why in Super Mario 6 wasn’t mentioned that it is Tiny Toon, in Super Mario 7 wasn’t mentioned that it is Flintstones, but in Super Mario 8 the pirates decided to be honest, and mentioned that it is Don Doko Don 2. Maybe it is because many players noticed that something is wrong with Mario series after two previous games, so the pirates decided to reduce risks. However, I was unable to recognize the title for ten years, and before I got access to the Internet I honestly believed that it is legitimate 8th game in the Mario series. Just look by yourself.

What’s the difference with previous games? Pretty convincing picture of the character at the title screen. Well, he walks around with a hammer, alright. There are many mushroom-like creatures as well. Oh, and pigs flying around. Just your typical magic kingdom.

By the way, the game disappoints a bit that in the beginning we see both Mario brothers, but you can’t play with second player. Other than that, just an usual Mario game. In this game he visit an underwater world, skies, and scary castle full of ghosts. Well, and in a toy world where he should fight with a cuckoo from cuckoo clock. Whatever.

There is the only thing I can’t understand. After completion of the game there is a message – ‘Thank you for playing Super Mario Part 6’. Dear me, we played in 8th game, and in the end it turned out to be 6th. But it is nothing like Tiny Toon, probably the creators just messed up the number. Or maybe they weren’t able to decide how to number this game.

Anyway, everyone here called it ‘Super Mario 8’. I personally called it just ‘Mario with a hammer’. You would expect that 8th game should be followed by 9th. But ‘Super Mario 9’ wasn’t seen here. We got something better instead.

Super Mario World 9. Our gamers went ape shit when they found this game in a shop. Just think about it, a new Mario game subtitled World 9! There were so many legends about the 9th world. Some told that in the Super Mario Bros. actually had nine worlds instead of eight, but you can’t get into the 9th, but it do exist. Gamers were searching for 9th world in second and third games, and even found it in the third game, but there it was just a warp room leading to any level.

And after the 9999-in-1 everyone just went crazy, stating that the 9th world there is a fake, but there is other 9999-in-1 that has different 9th world that actually works. …but it only was seen by a fifth grader that played it at his uncle’s, who got it from Poland, and there in the 9th world Mario transforms to a dinosaur and eats Bowser, and then the princess come by and kisses the dinosaur, and he transforms back to Mario. Yeah… Unfortunately the uncle then went back to Poland at took the cartridge with him, and sold it to someone there, and that guy also moved somewhere, and now it is impossible to find. Bummer. But when this one appeared, we got long-awaited opportunity to dot the i’s, because judging by the title the whole game is about 9th world.

And this means we finally can see that mysterious world in all the details, see everything that was hidden for so long, surrounded by so many legends. Enough talking. Super Mario, World 9. I’ll drink to that. What is this? What is this?!

He scratches his balls?! Are you nuts?! Kids watch that! Screw that! Mario lies under a palm tree, a coconut hits his head, he jump on and scratches his balls. I can’t look at this!

And that’s the 9th world! So what is he doing there, eh?! (something illegible and emotional) Yeah, after so freaky intro I’m afraid to guess how freaky the game is.

But bless the balls (an idiom)… no, not these… My fears weren’t realized. This game is actually rather good. Resembles Adventure Island 2 a little… Just a bit. Mario in the game acts more modestly. The only thing is when he takes a skateboard, he looks like a mutated wild man.

Regarding to the hopes to see the mysterious world 9, they vanished without a trace after the intro. Whoever made this should be hit with a coconut, and then asked, where it hurts. I have nothing more to say about this game, so lets trash and forget it. Super Mario 10.

After World 9 chronology and numbering are back on track. Growing Mario’s universe never ceases to amaze, and stoned Chinese pirates continue to make a mockery on the poor plumber, further distracting him from cleaning pipes and toilets of his home Mushroom Kingdom, slowly transforming his bright image into a dirty 8-bit slut, that hangs around completely unrelated games, deceives everyone, and scratches… uhm. In 10th game this trend continues, unfortunately.

Although there Mario try out a new genre. No, that’s not Contra yet, although after this game that wouldn’t be a surprise. So, the title screen says – ‘Super Bros. 10 Kung Fu Mari’. If we assume that the Mari is Mario – remember the Mr. Mary, also noting the Kung Fu part, we can guess that in this game Mario turns into a fighter.

although I can’t imagine how it would be possible with his constitution… What a hell. Who is that Georgian guy? So athletic… Almost like Jackie Chan, eh. Although his head is larger than himself.

So, he hanging around a valley and kicks frogs and samurai for no reason. You know, that reminds me cult horrors movies like ‘A Nightmare on Elm Street’ or ‘Hellraiser’. They had a crapload of sequels too, becoming shittier every time.

Exactly same thing here. If I didn’t know that this is a hack, I’d lost my mind back then. Luckily, I once saw the original game, Jackie Chan Action Kung Fu, at the time, that was hacked into this. By the way, Jackie Chan was released by Steepler too. And this proves once again that Steepler didn’t care what crap they put their stickers on and sell in their shops.

They even had Jackie Chan Action Kung Fu and Super Wonderful Mario next to each other on display in their shops. OK, what’s next? Wow, a TV Game.

Super Bros. 11. The picture amazes yet again. Knowing the context, that’s probably Mario rides Yoshi. Although they aren’t more similar than Barak Obama and Muhammad Ali. Let’s dare to see what the game it is. Well, that’s better than the coconut that hit Mario in the head.

There is just an UFO fly by and snatched his girlfriend. Now I get it why Mario and Yoshi aren’t look like themselves at the picture. This is that would be happen if Mario and Yoshi were crossbreed with the guy and his dinosaur from Adventure Island 3. Neither. Super Mario 11 is almost identical to the aforementioned game.

With the difference that here you get a lot of dinosaurs, weapons, lives and upgrades from the beginning. There is no more of Mario than in Jurassic Park, of course, although someone may enjoy the upgrades available right away. Next game is Super Mario 12. Damn, it starts to resemble not the horror series, but porn sequels.

Although this one is actually not that bad. Mario and Yoshi are looking like themselves, although they are small. Hmm, what’s this? Round, speed, music… Everything to default, let’s go! Round one.

Mario turns to a cook? Oh wait, that’s Yoshi’s Cookie! The puzzle where you sorting Yoshi’s cookies. But why it titled Super Mario 12? It is a normal spin-off, also released on Gameboy. Well, whatever.

Let’s just enjoy this, because finally, there is a Mario game titled Mario. Maybe, the trend is changed, and 13th game will be also good? Here it is, Super Mario 13. Pretty strange intro, it seems a huge guy with hoses get angry on Mario.

So what we got here? First thing we see is that Mario does not jump on enemies anymore, not slamming them with a hammer, and not punches them, he uses a wonder stick instead that is capable to enlarge. It is pretty effective and looks OK, but when he does it mid-air, it makes an impression that the stick comes out of his… uhm, how to tell that… a bit under his belly. and that light tip of the stick adds to the impression.

Please don’t get it like I’m trying to humiliate the character, that’s just the scratching in 9th game makes an influence. Anyway, here you fights with mushrooms, just as usual, but when you get a hit, Mario’s face gets a mysterious look… like he got the stick shoved… Let’s not talk about that. So, if you didn’t recognize it yet, Super Mario 13 is a hack of Saiyuuki World 2 (Whomp ‘Em), although it wasn’t common in the original form in 1990s, it was known in Russia as Son Son 2, and I still have that version on a cartridge. We have seen 13 Mario games for Dendy already.

8 Best And Worst Things About Wolfenstein Youngblood

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Let me explain as I guide you through 8 of the best and worst things about Wolfenstein: Youngblood. But first, thanks to Logitech G and the G-four-thirty-two 7.1 Surround Sound gaming headset for sponsoring this video. To check out the tech behind the G-four-thirty-two, click the link in the description. On a surface level Youngblood gets a lot right. I have a bit of a soft spot for the neo-80s fad we’re currently going through as a collective culture of people.

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It just so happens that, in Wolfenstein’s timeline of events, Youngblood finding itself in an 80s Paris reimagined through a Fascist lens makes a lot of sense. It absolutely leans into the time period, too. The opening to the game, which takes place on a zeppelin, features a neon-trimmed, synth-scored casino, complete with a checkerboard dance floor and an assortment of Nazified arcade classics. There’s Nazi Worm, Nazi Frogger and even Nazi Tetris. Perhaps the blocks only spin to the right. This aesthetic carries on throughout the whole game.

The story–BJ going missing and the sisters finding a secret attic office in their house with clues to where he’s gone–feels almost like a Spielberg movie, Reich footsoldiers will have boomboxes blasting out the latest hits from Die Käfer, and a primary means of finding mission-critical information in the world involves you collecting floppy disks to decode on chunky computers with glowing red CRT monitors. I love all of this so, so much, and I’d love a Fashintosh personal computer of my own–if I didn’t think Nazis were s**t, obviously. For the first time in MachineGames’s run with Wolfenstein, we don’t actually find ourselves playing as BJ Blazkowicz.

Jess and Soph, BJ’s twin daughters, take the centre stage for Youngblood, now all grown-up. The best way I can describe the so-called Terror Twins is that they’re like if Beavis and Butthead were Nazi-killing machines in power suits. Another comparison I could make would be to the Kanker Sisters in Ed Edd n Eddy.

Suffice to say, I think they’re absolutely brilliant and I love them both with all my heart. The dynamic that exists between them feels really organic. They talk to each other exactly how sisters would talk to each other, they constantly goof around to the bemusement of the people around them, and their laugh is one of the best things ever rendered into digital audio. There’s plenty of incidental dialogue between them as you explore the streets of Paris as well, which maintains that sibling chemistry throughout. Even if you opt to play solo, with an AI-controlled sister, there’s a great illusion of a living Nazi-basher by your side.

All in all, I care about Jess and Soph Blazkowicz, and I’m invested in their journey. MachineGames have gotten a lot of praise for the cinematography in their take on Wolfenstein. This very channel, in fact, did just that for Wolfenstein: The New Order many moons ago, long before the time of the current team.

That trend will continue with us, though: one of the first things I first noticed when starting up Wolfenstein: Youngblood for the first time was that it’s opening cutscene was packed full of symbolism and dramatic foreshadowing. There’s clever use of lighting and colour, the framing of certain shots convey a lot about the relationships between characters, and… mate, there’s so much more I could go on about with these first few minutes alone that I’d have to make a whole video dedicated to it specifically. Maybe I will! Leave a comment if you’d fancy that.

MachineGames as a studio are only one of a few that actually mess around with stuff like this in a very deliberate way, and I’m 100% here for it. One of the most exciting things about Youngblood for many is that Arkane Studios, the much-loved developers Dishonored and the 2017 reboot of Prey, are coming on board to help MachineGames with the level design. It’s one of the things that my boss and video dad Matthew hoped to see more of when discussing his thoughts on the preview he got his hands on – Machine Games handled the first two areas of the game, which are more linear tutorial levels.

So I’m pleased to confirm that Arkane’s signature is all over much of the game beyond that point. The different districts of Paris each operate as their own miniature open worlds, and they’re two very Arkane-y things: dense, and vertical. Every single district tells its own story through the set design–like the shanty town built around a security barrier in Detention Centre 4, the gut-twistingly high scaffolding on Brother 2, and this Nazi frat den I stumbled across–and there’s about as much exploring upwards than there is left and right. Like all of these balconies, which, if you find a discreet way of jumping up to, allow you to snipe, pinpoint targets, and even leap from rooftop to rooftop.

…Here’s the thing, though. A lot of that really quite fantastic level design feels wasted in the way that Youngblood plays. There’s a double-jump, granted to you by your power suit right from the get-go, that makes ascending through areas a bit easier, but climbing feels clunky. Sometimes I’ll run and jump to try and make it up onto a ledge, and despite being in a perfect position to grab on and hoist myself the rest of the way up, I drop down to the mercy of the Nazis below because that ledge wasn’t precisely knee-height or something.

Another time, I came across a very obvious balcony for sniping and tried to make my way up to it, but the only way I could was if I very carefully jumped up onto a really thin wall lamp, and edged myself ever so slightly here or there until I could just barely, and awkwardly, make the jump. It makes exploring everything there is to see, which I really want to do, feel a bit sluggish. Compare it to the acrobatic experimentation of Dishonoured, or the scenery-vaulting fury of Bethesda’s fellow Doom or Rage, and you just don’t feel like a hero naturally equipped for the playground built for them. As well as a movement system better-suited to Arkane’s level design, there are a number of other apparent holes in Wolfenstein Youngblood where it feels like certain things should be. It’s never been a feature in previous games, but given the widened opportunity from that level design, not being able to pick up and hide the corpses of your Nazi foes feels like a huge oversight and makes a hardcore stealth run of the game painfully difficult to the point of dissatisfaction.

There are some other little details that contribute to this difficulty; you only have a mini-map and no larger map with which to plan out routes, stealth damage bonuses don’t feel as big as they should be at times; but this whole corpse problem really does have a huge and detrimental impact on stealth. Like the games before Youngblood, it feels like something you only do at the beginning of an engagement to pick off tougher targets before going in guns blazing, but with how different environments are here, that doesn’t suffice. The game tells you if you’ve successfully made it through an area without setting off an alarm, but because of all this, I didn’t see it often, and when I did, it’s because I popped on my Cloak and just sprinted to the exit. Similarly, while I get the sense that it’s barebones in an attempt to preserve the core Wolfenstein feel, there are a number of ways in which the co-op, one of the biggest features of the game, doesn’t quite work. There’s a bit of a disconnect between the two players: every item in the game is instanced for that specific player and it doesn’t inform you if your co-op partner has picked something up relevant to the mission or not, meaning a lot of me opening a chest with some silver coins in it and standing around while my partner plays catch-up to find it too.

There are Pep gestures that each sister can use to buff the other in a variety of ways too, but this feels less like co-op and more like an invisible button prompt. Rejigging it so that loot pick-ups are just shared, and perhaps even adding a few extra co-op elements here or there, feels like it could be, quite easily, a much better game. Hell, that inability to pick up bodies?

For some of the larger, hulking Nazi supersoldiers, MachineGames could even have implemented a mechanic where you and your friend drag their corpses both at once in order to shift them behind a bin. That’s just an off-the-cuff idea, really; what I’m trying to say is, it feels like lots of little ideas are underexplored in Youngblood and I find myself wishing Arkane Studios had helped out with more than just the level design. One of the best things about MachineGames’s Wolfenstein is how meaty and heavy and impactful using your weapons feel.

From a technical standpoint, the guns in Youngblood are just as good, if with a few more interesting attachment options and, now, weapon skins. But enemies in Youngblood, as a means of compensating for having two players on the battlefield, are a lot spongier. To a certain extent that makes sense. The problem is that it completely changes how the guns you use operate in the world. In The New Order and The New Colossus, weapons felt powerful because a few bullets here or there would knockback, incinerate, and explode the heads of the Nazis you fought in seconds, sometimes instantly with a well-placed shot.

But in Youngblood, one footsoldier that I came across literally took ten heavy rounds to the face, from an assault rifle configured as a sniper, with the bonus damage granted from stealth, and still didn’t die. It’s an issue I ran into with a lot of encounters. The weapons in MachineGames’s Wolfenstein feel good in large part because of how lethal they are.

And in Youngblood, they feel like dieselpunk paintball guns. Very flashy, very chunky, not very lethal at all. Another feature introduced to make co-op work is the health bars that appear above Nazis’ heads, telling you how much health they have, how much armour they’re wearing, and what the most effective ammunition type against the armour is. I understand why this has been added–it helps in deciding which one of you engages which target–but it ended up making it feel less like I was spraying bullets into Fascist foot soldiers and more like I was draining a meter.

You can’t even turn them off, because that armour indicator can become essential in knowing how you need to be approaching a fight. My eyes became transfixed on these bars and these icons, until it almost felt like I had Nazi face blindness. Which sucks, because I want to be able to look into this f**ker’s eyes when his head explodes. What drew me so strongly to this new iteration of Wolfenstein overall was the story that it had to tell. Exploring an alternate timeline where the Nazis won in such an over-the-top but charming and sometimes even earnest way meant there was a lot of potential for some excellent commentary.

MachineGames even added some emotional drama to BJ Blazkowicz’s story that transformed him from a mass-murdering meathead into quite a human person. The New Colossus’s story, the places it took us to, and the ridiculous yet compelling and loveable characters it introduced to us, were deeply compelling and kept pulling me further and further through the game to its very end. Remember earlier, how I waxed lyrical about Youngblood’s cinematography, how I gushed about Jess and Soph?

Here’s the thing. Once I reached the catacombs, where the Paris Resistance resides and where you operate from as a hub, I very quickly forgot there was a story at all. No cutscenes, no quests that feel like they’re pushing the narrative… just an underground hub world with flat NPCs that send you on fetch quests to the different Paris districts.

There are big missions, like the raids on three big Nazi bases of operations: Brothers 1, 2, and 3, but even within these, there isn’t anything keeping you invested in the story–no cutscenes about each, nor in-between, and they all have boss fights at the end that, while aesthetically different, are laid out the same, with a big central room where a giant robot emerges from the floor, and two wings to the left and right, each containing a Nazi Ubercommander, each with a key that you both put into a machine. There are more cinematic sequences later in the game, but it’s no substitute for those lengthy in-game moments in the earlier games where you’d witness amazing villain monologues or head-spinning twists from BJ’s perspective – a cost of the game becoming co-op, probably, but it leaves the game feeling more narratively barren. Oh, and there are daily and weekly quests. There’s a premium currency too, not yet available or labelled but it looks like it’ll probably be Nazi gold, which you can use to buy weapon and armour skins, for whatever reason. Combined with the big red health bars, a lack of any proper storytelling compared to other games in the series, and quests that amount to “Go to the place, kill lots of dudes, kill the bigger scarier dude, and come back”, it all feels a bit like Destiny, or an MMO generally. Which is a crying shame, because that little hint of what we got at the beginning of the game seemed to have set up something a lot more story-driven and a lot less live-service than what we have.

Wolfenstein: Youngblood makes me a little bit sad, really. On the surface, it has everything I want in a game: a radical 80s aesthetic, an open-ended but not too overwhelmingly expansive world, this bloke with a communist mask, and pile upon pile of Nazi scum to slaughter. But it just hasn’t grabbed me in the way that I hoped or expected it to. Arkane were on-board, there was a lot of potential with the setting, story, and co-op mechanics, but… It’s missing something–a lot of little things–and that’s holding it back from being the incredibly special thing that it could have been. Thanks again to Logitech G for sponsoring this video. Featuring 50mm audio drivers, a 6mm mic and DTS HeadphoneX two point oh surround sound technology under the hood, the G432 headset immerses you in the action and ensures you’ll always be heard for a complete gaming experience.

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Video Poker Overview

Introduced in the 1970’s, video poker is an increasingly popular form of gambling both at land based casinos and online. If you are unfamiliar with the games, they are those machines with TV screens at the land based casinos. Of course in the online world, Video Poker thrives. The game is played fast, while involving a combination of skill and luck, video poker attracts players by providing hours of stimulating entertainment.

A typical video poker machine holds a strong resemblance to a regular slot machine, and can be found in either a tabletop form or an upright desktop unit.

The machines come in denominations of nickels, quarters, dollars and sometimes five dollars. The majority of video poker games are based on five-card draw poker. In five-card draw, players are originally dealt five cards and can throw away any of them to try to improve their hand. New cards are dealt to replace the discarded ones, and the final five cards decide.

The origin of the word poker is also well debated. Most of the dictionaries and game historians say that it comes from an eighteenth-century French game, poque. However, there are other references to pochspiel, which is a German game. In pochspiel, there is an element of bluffing, where players would indicate whether they wanted to pass or open by rapping on the table and saying, “Ich Poche!” Some say it may even have derived come the Hindu word, pukka.

The serious Video Poker player can find opportunities that give the player the advantage. As in any form of gambling, if attaining an advantage were easy then everybody would be doing it. It is a volatile game where the ups and downs in the short term require a strong stomach and a big bankroll. There are numerous variations of the game and each one requires its own strategy. The successful player must know what the best pay tables are for each game, where to find them, and how to play them. But it is true, that in Video Poker, the player can get the advantage, and means winnings!

Based on classic Five Card Stud, Video Poker challenges players to build the best possible five-card poker hand. The player is dealt five cards and has the option of discarding any or all of them. New cards are dealt to replace the discards. Payoffs are based on a scale, paying players for hands as low as a pair of tens or Jacks all the way up to a Royal Flush.

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Part 2: Xbox 360: Call of Duty 3

The fight continues through the streets and houses of the town and out into the open where you meet up with your squad. Now you must man a tank to ‘spot’ targets as the advance continues. If you can spare the seconds here to stop and look around from the tank turret the action that surrounds you rages on unabated. Buildings burn, machine gun nests rain down death from the highest part-destroyed buildings and your troops constantly scream orders and warnings back and forth. Welcome to the world of war!

Much of your time is now spent working your way through the rubble and streets, clearing out pockets of German resistance and keeping up with your ever updating objectives. Here the game will feel like a second home to anyone who has played the earlier versions. The familiar linearity to the plot is however sometimes a little stifling although in later missions the game offers different branches to take to achieve an objective. At regular points scripted actions take over as a level ends and one mission segues into the next. These scripted events also take place within the missions and serve to advance the story and put you under pressure still further.

One of the much heralded new in-game features is the so-called ‘battle actions’. At certain key trigger points you will enter a room and find yourself face to face with a German intent on finishing you off! Here the game descends into a simple version of street Fighter with trigger mashing and button pushing at set cues being required to disable and kill your aggressor. At first these attacks will surprise you and for a while slow down your progress as you tend to advance more slowly through a building expecting to be set-upon at every turn. Later in the game more ‘battle-actions’ are called  in to play, these range from planting and setting charges through to rowing a boat or even breaking your way into a boarded up building for cover. Whilst offering some variety in game play these actions can sometimes become tedious and interrupt the flow of the game, once you’ve set a few charges you might start to get bored of winding the joystick round and round, particularly as there is no sense of real urgency to these events because you are not under fire or in danger while you undertake them.

Xbox 360: Call of Duty 3

Technical Details

Title: Call of Duty 3
Publisher : Activision
Developer: Treyarch
Release Date (UK) : Friday 10th November 2006
Rating: 15

Reviewer : northerntrack
Review TV : 32″ Panasonic LCD
Sound used for review : 5.1 Dolby Digital
Reviewed in HD: Yes


Does it really seem like a year since the fledgling Xbox 360 was brought into the gaming world? Back then a developer by the name of Infinity Ward stepped up with a title that was to go on and become one of the most successful launch games on the console. A game which is revered worldwide to this day and still ranks in the top ten of most Live games played. That game is Call of Duty 2. It’s a big shadow to climb out of for any developer and that onerous task has been laid squarely at the door of Treyarch Studios. Better known for producing some of the earlier iterations of the franchise, Treyarch was tasked with producing a sequel to this top selling launch title and advancing the series into the second wave of next generation titles. A tall order for a games developer to meet under any circumstances but in this instance the pressure was really on to deliver. So, have Treyarch managed to take the Call of Duty series to the next level?


Call of Duty 3 takes you on a journey through France after the Normandy landings. Whereas its predecessor skipped from country to country fighting along the way Treyarch has set out to achieve a more personal tight-knit narrative structure to their game. The campaign this time follows the fortunes of the British, American, Canadian and Polish armies as they take part in the battle to seal the Falaise gap in Northern France. Here in Chambois a pocket of heavy German resistance has broken through the Allied lines and is preventing there advance and liberation of Paris.

After your brief introduction to your weaponry it’s right into battle. Straight away the changes are evident. Treyarch has set out to reduce the ‘loading’ screens to a minimum and the cut scenes play out as the game is loaded, now that’s not to say you won’t ever see a loading screen, but the game flow is not unduly interrupted by interminable waiting at static screens while any of the levels load. The introductory scenes add some personality to the soldiers around you and give you a sense of inclusion in a close squad of men about to embark on another all-important mission.

As the cut scene fades you are offered a leg-up over the wall and on into battle in the graveyard at St Lo. The first time you lift your head over the wall the camera pauses and pans left and right allowing you to take in a battlefield scene of chaos and destruction. Everywhere you look bullets are flying, grenades exploding and men are dying. As you take your first tentative steps upon this new battlefield the sheer scale of action surrounding you is overwhelming. Treyarch have taken the series and added on another level of action and realism that simply cries out to be observed. No time for sightseeing though as you push on through the church, witnessing on the way some of the scripted actions as a plane slams into the church tower debris scattering all around. The resulting explosions will make you duck as their visual prominence and aural bombardment immerses you deeper into the battle.